everyone has a blog.

pretty

2010-08-25T11:46:00.000-07:00

hyped on this. making a screen right now and gonna do some printsssssssssssss!

he is a bit of a twat though

2010-08-25T11:45:00.000-07:00

this guy knows whats up.

2010-08-25T01:44:00.001-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAH

2010-08-15T14:12:00.000-07:00

I present the queen of the lesbians... (click the pic) ive added on the tears because i reckon shes being held at gun point to sing this song HAHAHA girls come and see her vagina.

CLICK THE PIC

let me have a go!

2010-08-13T04:05:00.000-07:00

hahaha the two standard things to draw.

facemelterrrrrrr

2010-08-11T17:05:00.000-07:00

hahaha stoked.

colour

Front page news

2010-08-10T11:32:00.000-07:00

hahahahaha... gutted.

fuck

2010-08-10T04:06:00.000-07:00

i hated that last piece so i took it down.. im trying to experiment but im rubbish haha....

I never

2010-08-08T02:17:00.000-07:00

showed many people this.. its the work of me and gay steve... pretty far out hahaa i wish i had it but its still in norway.. enjoy

S.I.W

2010-08-07T08:30:00.000-07:00

It stands for secret internet wankers hahahaha its an underground society where lonely men wank at people over the internet. i hate them they ruined my innocence.. heres a collection of pictures where me and billy let them know what we think of them hahahahahaha get a life.

look out for the guy who has a contraption on his dick hitting it with a glass

17the1st

2010-08-04T15:48:00.000-07:00

check this shiiiiiit ike lowitz has maddd camera skills..

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sum of da fings i drew

2010-08-04T15:44:00.000-07:00

"hello, its tom and ursie is with me and were looking at this drawing and thought we'd give you our thoughts.

We think this has the x factor. we think most people with half a clue will tell you 'oh, this is very david shrigley' and if too man...y people tell you that the magic which makes this so unique will gradually drain out of your work and you'll just make crap, shrigley rip offs like every other shoreditch twat who thinks he's cutting edge.

the rainbow ray is what makes it for us. its symaltaniously magic and wonderfully childish colouring in fun which gets you straight away. nice to see watercolour pencils back. If you havent already try looking at marc chagall or cy twombly.

to say your work is like david shrigley is an easy cop out for people who've done 2 years of a shit degree, you've got something of your very own, make it a language of your very own.x"

HYPEDD

SHIIIIIT

2010-08-04T15:08:00.000-07:00

Been away so long i forgot my password haha pretty much been doing the usual oh and writing far out songs with billy and ike hahahahahahaha ride the snake man........

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art work by tom and billy hahaaa

summer =

2010-06-09T03:17:00.000-07:00

deadlines = no fun = no kool things = no posts = no friends :( hahahahaha im fucking rubbish at being consistent sorry
buttt working on something SOOO sick so please come back. i love you.

billys bangers

2010-05-31T15:12:00.000-07:00

street gypsys for life!!! by billy smalls nigga

t shirt design

2010-05-30T13:07:00.000-07:00

A little project at school .. 3 t shirt designs for an extreme sports event.. i decided to make the snow tour kool haha oldschool skate graphic concept drew this first pretty stoked on it..

pretty french

2010-05-30T12:56:00.000-07:00

doodlingsssssss haha

This is

2010-05-30T12:45:00.000-07:00

the reason i refuse to read newspapers and watch the news or allow my self to get worked up about the state of the country haha... not only has this shit newspaper made a half page story about a rock rolling down a hill on the moon, they have also in a non humorous way said that it was GOD yes... GOD playing golf on the moon hahaha wat the fuck! like really everyone knows god doesnt live on the moon hahahahahaha i present the ramblings of an IDIOT.

sorry.

2010-05-27T01:40:00.000-07:00

helllllllllllllllllllaaaaa busyyy right now.

freakinnn out mannnn

2010-05-24T11:37:00.000-07:00

So old but u can guess what state of mind i was in haha

fuck you money...

2010-05-24T08:41:00.000-07:00

This sums up how i feel.. probably my best illustrator piece yet haha.

CLICK THE PIC

OOO CHINESE PUSSY GO SIDEWAY!

2010-05-21T04:59:00.000-07:00

Drew all over this chinese lantern the other night with ike and billy and set it freeee mannnn.. pretty trippy haha if i found this i would be STOKED. seriously if you find this please text me hahahaha

wilderness walk vol.1

2010-05-19T15:20:00.000-07:00

so the other day i woke up and really wanted to get lost... so i rang ike and he was down and we got a tens and packed some food and started walking and walking. it was the sickest day!! we got SO lost, found a deer skull saw at LEAST 2 unicorns and found shelter in a hunting cabin just as it started pissing it down haha so chillin.. we left the house at 11 at got home at 9.. when ur triping balls and scarecrows look like this its NOT funny. haha

CLICK THE PIC
(ike took some sick photos of the whole day check his blog its the bomb like gravy with chips)

FOR LIFEEE!!! p.s fuck the devildogs

2010-05-17T06:22:00.000-07:00

T- shirts and stickers coming soon!!

sun smoke skate

2010-05-14T10:06:00.000-07:00

too many videos recently? meh this ones wicked.. one morning with mack dog and his new canon 7d.. stoked!! thanks mack dog ur the man! haha

7D Camera Test - Eaton Bray from Tom Elliott on Vimeo.

snowboardingggggg

2010-05-12T10:34:00.001-07:00

Straight Up - Lil T from The Wizards Castle on Vimeo.

robert is the next banksy

2010-05-11T11:34:00.000-07:00

met this kid down the skatepark and dude he is so talented hahaha i mean hes so straight talking and honest about his art he really doesnt give a FUCK i think he said he was 8 years old but 9 in a couple of days this kids got big things ahead hahaha....

Smoking man

This has a subliminal political message

The man with one of my favourite pieces!

"If you go in here your gay." so true...

The man at work

My own personal master piece so hyped!

for all you chessecake lovers just like me..

2010-05-11T10:18:00.000-07:00

i found this in a service station driving out to austria... cheesecake ON THE GO what the F haha so good!

Dont tell me you wouldnt do the same....

2010-05-10T09:27:00.000-07:00

hahaha

the board test was WICKED

2010-05-09T14:02:00.000-07:00

hahaha i think i love Rhianna.

THE AIRHORN!! from LIL T on Vimeo.

They came they came!! haha

2010-05-08T04:09:00.000-07:00

Sorry about lack of posting.. just got back from kaunertal the valley of no internet haha. remember i posted about that nike 6.0 comp in munich - all the 20 invited riders got to design there own nike iD shoe and mine came while i was away soooooo sick!!

"Dont

2010-04-30T00:40:00.000-07:00

be reckless with other peoples hearts. Dont put up with people who are reckless with yours" my arm is bruised to shit, i got punched in the face, i have a bite mark on my shoulder and my car stereo is fucked... thats wat you get for being nice.. didnt you know? being nice = being taken for a mug. i dont even know why im writing this like im just so fucking tired and over drama.. i hate people who do this and i even find it cringe but for some reason i just want to. dont really want anyone to read it but then again i must do.. - if i could add lyrics to that sunscreen song they would be like this.... dont waste ur time, ur money, ur opportunities on love. if at any point it goes wrong you will feel like half a person.. dont rely on ANYONE untill u know them like the back of your hand.. dont get me wrong im not in a sad mood or even running my mind over this shit. im going to amsterdam in like 4 hours and then to austria to finally see my 2 best friends that i havent seen for like 4 months.. if anything im HYPED! love is perminant and if at ANY point it doesnt feel like that. Its not love.. lame. heres a drawing i call it situation update. hahaha

na..

2010-04-28T03:30:00.000-07:00

did this ages ago... will probably never draw something like this again.

good way to wake up

2010-04-28T03:16:00.001-07:00

hahaha this was on the kitchen table when i went downstairs this morning. my brother is too funny! hahaha

whos that bad mother fucker??

2010-04-27T10:01:00.001-07:00

haha

o and also

2010-04-24T10:23:00.000-07:00

i came second in a skate comp today!! i got this sweet boo boo as a prize and a double chin!

it was 4.20

2010-04-24T10:19:00.000-07:00

And this is how far i got with my children at war brainstorm before i decided to draw a picture of billy smoking a spliff hahahhaha

i wish creatures like this existed

2010-04-24T10:12:00.000-07:00

how fucking radddd! haha

post it volume 2

2010-04-24T09:40:00.000-07:00

post it

2010-04-23T09:10:00.000-07:00

hazy mind a pen and a shit load of post it notes volume 1 hahaha

whoever did this is a genius

2010-04-22T23:26:00.000-07:00

saw this on my way home the other night... had to take a picture! hahaha he is a bit of a prick though haha

im always late

2010-04-22T10:58:00.000-07:00

but happy birthday jonny!!

HAHAHAHA

2010-04-21T15:24:00.000-07:00

I fink im buff! jake pickering will be doing weekly installments using his photoshop wizardry to make u suckers laugh ENJOYYY hahahahaha too funny.

when i say JONO you say..

2010-04-21T15:17:00.000-07:00

WOOD! THIS IS SO SICK ... I THINK I SUIT THE SKULL LOOK.. GO CHECK OUT HIS WORK.. THIS POST IS IN CAPITALS CUS THATS ALL HE WRITES IN HAHAHA SAFE JONO!!

CLICK THE PIC (COPYRIGHTJONOWOOD.COM)

A bear wiv da stripez of a zebra

2010-04-19T05:02:00.000-07:00

haha this is rubbish.. sorry about lack of posts.. im going on a MASSIVE walk today haha gona try and get lost and meet one of these..

Going to the tip is the new charity shopping

2010-04-16T03:08:00.000-07:00

haha found this with my friend jonny at the dump the other day.. £1 haha.. amazing. its even got one of those wizard curb rider thingys hahah wat the fuck.

DEEP

2010-04-15T16:57:00.000-07:00

wasteeeee..

CLICK THE PIC (I think i love her haha)

popnow

2010-04-12T18:22:00.000-07:00

This does say pop now but my scanner is too small. buy ur skategoods from there!!

CLICK THE PIC

happy birthday james

2010-04-12T04:16:00.000-07:00

Yer its late but i didnt realise how fucking hard painting was haha G.F.U.S.F.U!!

Fucking

2010-04-11T14:01:00.000-07:00

MASSIVE TONGUE..

HELLO!!

2010-04-08T15:50:00.000-07:00

i did this at school

2010-04-07T14:44:00.000-07:00

I like it cus its funny haha

FACEBOOK

2010-04-07T14:40:00.000-07:00

I saw a status once that said... just off to take Micheal to A&E.. who the fuck updates there status before taking someone in pain to the hospital haha.. one day it will rule the world

today..

2010-04-07T14:36:00.000-07:00

The last like 4 days have been pretty wild.. and in my hungover state this morning i watched extraordinary parents... aka.. dickheads. all about parents who raise there kids by the bible.. pretty corrupt.. the woman on it actually looked like this.. haha

words of wisdom

2010-04-07T14:35:00.000-07:00

ITS NEVER BEEN A DICKHEAD TINGGG

CLICK THE PIC

sorry

2010-03-30T18:46:00.000-07:00

i kno i said it was back.. and like i definately used to post everyday haha but thats when i was a bum.. i got my college review to get dont for tommorow! its like 2.47am so technically today haha wat the fuck. heres a video of the day me and james went the the skatepark and i tried a back side heelflip 230 times hahahahaha!

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If money smells bad then this nigga biggie stinkin'

2010-03-27T05:31:00.000-07:00

haha i went to the ispo rail jam which nike put on like 3 weeks ago..when i saw my name next to jed andersons i thought it was a joke.. but it wasnt haha the standard was so high!! so stoked to even get invited and made my self 250 bucks sonnn ... im not in the video apart from this sweet shot of me garbbing 50 bucks haha but u can see how good every shredded it was SICK!!

CLICK THE PIC

holy shit my girlfriend dumped me.

2010-03-25T17:38:00.001-07:00

this blog is my new girlfriend. and these are my three best friends hahaha

james carr

ike lowitz

billy neilson

its coming..

2009-10-14T01:42:00.001-07:00

just wait

Anyone else think..

2009-09-22T09:56:00.001-07:00

Sheckler looks like a white version of chipmunk hahaha cant get over how funny this is!

SHITTT

2009-09-21T00:55:00.000-07:00

i forgot Saturday surprise again. i actually suck!! haha sorry. today's MONDAY surprise - A combination of mine, James, Gary and CJ's face hahahahaha

This was slipped under my door when i was asleep...

2009-09-21T00:39:00.000-07:00

it reads..Tom! Skate 3!!! Trailer on youtube (its real) you can do disater slides or darkslides i cant remember which one it is the one where you grind on your griptape... hahaha stokeddd hahaha

CLICK THE PIC

an apology... (please read this)

2009-09-20T11:13:00.001-07:00

i have one regret in life and now im ready to share it with everyone... when i was a kid i used to be OVER competitive! to the point i would cry if i lost or even if i was substituted or anything like that, anyway, i managed to get to the final of the local olney tennis tournament... and during this final i was playing against a boy called Ian Nesbitt, he was tall and ginger (this is relevant to the story) anyway during the final he kept hitting the ball really high into the air towards the sun so it would obstruct my view... something i conciderd pretty unfair and after about him doing this 7 or 8 times in one rally i shouted at him "is that all you can do you lanky ginger twat" infront of the whole club, both sets of parents included. Anyway i think about this moment now and i pretty much cringe SO hard.. i must of embarresed my parents so bad and i definately upset Ian. so IM SORRY IAN NESBITT. i hope you forgive me, i tottally understand if you dont TOTTALLY.... welcome back to the blog i guess..

you know what it means when its wednesday!

2009-09-16T04:02:00.000-07:00

ANOTHER REMIX!!! OOHUHH hahaha maybe not the best remix but definitely the best photoshop edit yet! haha this time click and enjoy the sounds of marvin gaye and 2 pac together, in the same song, like in the same remix, as one.

CLICK THE PIC

everybody is...

2009-09-15T07:27:00.001-07:00

James hahahahahahaha new little feature i think!

Thankyou Volcom

2009-09-14T15:28:00.000-07:00

i spent the day in manchester and the volcom showroom was super sick and went for lunch at the soup kitchen BANGING! so thanks volcom click the link on the right for much better art than what i do ! hahahaha

Sunday surprise?

2009-09-13T01:47:00.000-07:00

Ok SO i am officially rubbish. heres todays newly named sunday suprise because i have the worse memory ever hahaha heres a picture of gadger looking like dooey from malcom in the middle hahahah!

I told you everything he does is good...

2009-09-12T10:03:00.000-07:00

Issue 58 front cover sunnnnnn!!! thats my homie james carrrr! props to james bryant as well your the man!

Throw away runs

2009-09-12T09:59:00.000-07:00

My friends james and I have been riding everyday for the last week. heres a few throw away shots including what i would concider the worset fron3 out ever? hahah there arent any of james because everything he did was good and then he caught his edge and banged his head. haha

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SO BUSY

2009-09-10T04:47:00.000-07:00

been super busy recently and as you have probably figured im RUBBISH at organisation. since i missed our usual wednesday remix with marvin gaye here is anther this time a max -a-million reggae remix i think this might be my new personal favourite hahahaha i only like doing these cus it gives me an excuse to photoshop marvin hahaha

CLICK THE PIC

Deep Cheese will be famous!

2009-09-07T15:47:00.000-07:00

so yesterday i made it sound like the deep cheese video was some massive project when infact it is the result of a bad weather day in deux alps - me and niels "rapping" over a garage band tune and a shitly produced video. i still think its fucking epic! hahahaha i know its gona make us famous one day. garageband for lifeeeeahh! tuna sisters meet deep cheese.. tuna and cheese or deep sisters? HAHA! this is so bad.

CLICK THE PIC

Im sorry

2009-09-07T15:03:00.001-07:00

nothing really that exciting is going on right now hahah so here is another drawing i did today. and im real busy putting together the deep cheese video for you fools hahaha its gona be rad should be finished tommorow... and then some snowboard teasing clips ;)

a mushroom

2009-09-06T12:33:00.000-07:00

i drew a mushroom today that's about how about exciting my day got..

saturday surprise

2009-09-05T05:23:00.000-07:00

Another installment to the saturday surprise feature. This time a picture of my friend tom from the IBK adventure day i just love the way the two old people are in the back hahaha baffled by the four wheeled object of destiny hahahaha!

The Tuna Sisters

2009-09-04T00:56:00.000-07:00

This band is sick! no one plays the harmonica, guitar and sings better than they do. apart from me an billy.. duet coming soon, perhaps a sexual healing cover? heres my favorite from the tuna sisters archive - candy shop hahaha

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maybe the best find ever?

2009-09-03T02:17:00.000-07:00

found a book in london the other day called hippy drawings! haha quite fitting i thought. whoever drew these is number 4 on the idol list! haha sooo sick. obviously i drew my own and then i thought maybe you could draw one too. mines more of a self portrait haha if you want send me one of your own and ill put a load on here - tomguilmard182_@hotm ail.com haha who am i kidding! id be stoked to even get one! hahah enjoy...

My own attempt hahaha pretty easy to be honest. there still fucking kool though! ha

A post a day

2009-09-02T02:20:00.000-07:00

keeps the doctor away.. but ive been away and im backk and since this time last week we were listening to marvin gaye how about a rhinna remix of sexual healing on a wednesday morning! heres how to ruin a classic! hahahaha MASHHH UPPP

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makes this famous!

2009-08-30T02:19:00.001-07:00

I will not give up. this deserves more recognition haha. pure Tom Elliot genius!

CLICK THE PIC

saterday surprise

2009-08-29T04:00:00.000-07:00

I'm going to do this every saturday from now on, a funny photo. todays edition is me getting kicked in the face just as the photo is being taken hahahaha. TOOOOO GOOOD

Nick Cotton and the boys!

2009-08-28T01:58:00.000-07:00

I met a homeless person last night when i was waiting for the bus with james after skating.. and SOMEHOW! it ended up with us having our own HOBO PHOTOSHOOT, to the point where Nick(the homeless guy) got so into it he nealry pissed his pants and wa sick at the same time haha here are the best selection of the shots. hahahahahaha hes got 5 kids!

"fuck the police"

" na na na wait ill get my bag so they know im proper homeless!"

"get one laying down, let them know im really surviving"

"thats the fucking shot! lookat that! put that on the fucking internet and call it Nick Cotton and the boys" HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Toms Tash

2009-08-27T10:38:00.000-07:00

Tyler chorlton is at about 5 in my idol list. and yes it is because of his incredible mustache. so from this day forward i am fully committed to growing one of my own until it reaches "legit" status. here is my progress so far.. ill keep u posted

one day...

wake up wake up wake up wake up...

2009-08-26T01:35:00.000-07:00

Todays post was gona be a bit different but i cant stop listening to this song hahaha. Lets face it if anyone deserves a post on this blog its marvin gaye.. what a TUNE haha . idiot.

like you wouldnt want sexual healing from this man. just click and listennn

Thankyou Ryan Evans

2009-08-24T23:11:00.000-07:00

Evo from POPNOW sent me this deck a few weeks ago now and i saw it on my floor this morning and rememberd how FUCKING RAD! it is. So thanks Evo your the man!
make sure you check out the POPNOW blog which is linked at the side! store is going offff!

seriously though how fucking sick is this?

This is wicked..

2009-08-24T10:21:00.001-07:00

A scab on my leg that looks like a smiley face! hahaha

My old teacher..

2009-08-23T12:40:00.000-07:00

is actually now a pornstar! haha thats right mrs english from year 6&7 now takes cock for a living! hahahah click on the picture to see her site! she stars in familiar films such as - masterbation celabration! hahahaha i can believe im looking at my teachers mooie hahahahaha

CLICK THE PIC

Sorry Steve

2009-08-22T03:09:00.000-07:00

basically it turns out i cant go on the scandinavian skate tour trip. and it has deeply upset my friend steve. But despite being able to sing or play the guitar well i wrote him a song haha this is definately boarderline gay.. click on the glittery picture of us to here the song hahahahaha. sorry steve.

CLICK THE PIC

drawing

2009-08-21T02:03:00.000-07:00

The Howard Marks book of dope stories was on my desk the other day so i drew this..

Bit of skate footage from 2alps

2009-08-20T16:33:00.000-07:00

yer..

CLICK THE PIC

James North is good at picture taking.

2009-08-20T16:14:00.000-07:00

James North is a super good photographer and hes just put a load of his shots on facebook from previous seasons and indoor events here are some of my favourites. check out his website - http://www.jnorth.co.uk/

How do you start a blog?

2009-08-20T15:57:00.000-07:00

Well im gona start mine like this.. I just got back from deux alps with the Burton european guys for the summer camp and it was a SUPER sick week, like SUPPPPER sick. so much fun. shredding partying skating and hangin out with my homie niels! good times.
heres the sickest picture ever and a link to the method.tv edit from deux alps :)

CLICK THE PIC

everyone has a blog.

pretty

he is a bit of a twat though

this guy knows whats up.

HAHAHAHAHAH

let me have a go!

facemelterrrrrrr

Front page news

fuck

I never

S.I.W

17the1st

sum of da fings i drew

SHIIIIIT

summer =

billys bangers

t shirt design

pretty french

This is

sorry.

freakinnn out mannnn

fuck you money...

OOO CHINESE PUSSY GO SIDEWAY!

wilderness walk vol.1

FOR LIFEEE!!! p.s fuck the devildogs

sun smoke skate

snowboardingggggg

robert is the next banksy

for all you chessecake lovers just like me..

Dont tell me you wouldnt do the same....

the board test was WICKED

They came they came!! haha

"Dont

na..

good way to wake up

whos that bad mother fucker??

o and also

it was 4.20

i wish creatures like this existed

more posts FUCK YER!

post it volume 2

post it

whoever did this is a genius

im always late

HAHAHAHA

when i say JONO you say..

A bear wiv da stripez of a zebra

Going to the tip is the new charity shopping

DEEP

popnow

happy birthday james

Fucking

HELLO!!

i did this at school

FACEBOOK

today..

words of wisdom

sorry

If money smells bad then this nigga biggie stinkin'

holy shit my girlfriend dumped me.

its coming..

Anyone else think..

SHITTT

This was slipped under my door when i was asleep...

an apology... (please read this)

you know what it means when its wednesday!

everybody is...

Thankyou Volcom

Sunday surprise?

I told you everything he does is good...

Throw away runs

SO BUSY

Deep Cheese will be famous!

Im sorry

a mushroom

saturday surprise

The Tuna Sisters

maybe the best find ever?

A post a day

makes this famous!